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Now, the minister was truly speechless. Although his previous thoughts about brain damage were almost certainly proven, he simply could not believe how beautiful the sound was that the bell made. He looked at the man, seeing no sign of harm to his head, but only a smile that showed how confident he was. The minister then made the final decision to make this young man the next bell ringer. What do manufacturer Electro-Motive Diesel (EMD) and 1970s band Grand Funk Railroad have in common? They both want you to do the locomotion!

So when it comes to making good first impressions, having some hands down hilarious jokes is a must. And when on the one hand, you have gestures and on the other some really hilarious puns and jokes about hands, nothing can go downhill.I took my finger out of her hole, and in seconds she was going down on me. I thought to myself, Man. I am really gonna miss this boat. Nothing, he made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance company.” Hospital Improvement u/ebkbk for this post: Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian. made on 24.11. with 38.9k upvotes A man frantically calls the doctor and says, “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart now!”

Now this requires some explaining before I get to the joke. I just completed my 55th theatre production - mostly community theatre; most designing and running sound, but I get on stage sometimes. A decade or so ago, I came up with a terrible pun. Told it, got groans, and promptly forgot about it. So, one day, the devil visits a synagogue while all the folk are deep in the middle of whatever it is they do at synagogues. The head minister of this cathedral had taken the death quite hardly, as he had been good friends with the man. Reluctantly, he put up a notice in the village square that they would be needing a replacement bell ringer. He knew that a man for the job was needed before the f**... of the old ringer. Here are some of the funniest finger jokes to make you laugh and appreciate these important digits even more.

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

Doctor: “I had a young boy in here yesterday that swallowed 10 quarters. Any news on how he’s doing?”

A man cut off his finger at work He called his wife and said honey, I just cut my finger off at work Every day Trevor would get up, in his tractor-themed bedroom in his tractor-themed house, with its tractor-themed wallpaper and tractor-themed carpets, and he would make his bed with its tractor-themed duvet and tractor-themed sheets. He would go downstairs in his tractor-themed pajamas into his tractor-themed kitchen, with its tractor-themed tiles and cupboards, and he would eat his breakfast while perusing the latest tractor-themed magazine or annual. I lost a good friend and long time drinking buddy a few days ago in a tragic accident he got his finger caught in a wedding ringFingers are an essential part of our body that we use every day. From typing on our keyboards to holding our morning cup of coffee, fingers are always there to help us out. I kinda wish Twix came with three fingers instead of two... ...that way, if someone asks me for one, I can give them the middle finger. Toray Plastics America could sing "foam, foam on the range, where the polyester and polypropylene materials are made" all day. I always use my fingers to type on my computer, I guess you could say I’m quite the digital writer. Here are some of the best finger puns around today and we hope you have as much fun reading them as we did creating them: Funny Puns About Fingers

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